Words of the gold spread like wildfire!  As soon as I heard of it I quickly told the mage I was hunting with "Bye!" and used my gateway spell to get out of there as fast as I could, leaving him to the Dragons and me still weak and statless, but who cares?  There was gold!

        As I ran through the forest stepping on squirells, rabbits and other things that got in my way, I heard a booming voice ring out.  It said "Nagnang Elixir War hosted by vwvwv!"..  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that shiny object that the Strange Thing had dropped earlier this morning.  Before I could gather my thoughts I was trampled by leigons of screaming people, a few of them were screaming "OH EM GEE, ELIXAR!?!?".  Maybe I wasn't insane!  Maybe there was such thing as an Elixir.  As I was laying under the rushing croud, I broke one peasents legs as he ran by, and I asked him "Where is this.. 'Elixar' war?" he responded by "WOW YOU BROKE MY LEGS!".  I nodded in agreement and said I would see him there.

      After 10 minutes of looking at my map, not finding anywhere called "WOW YOU BROKE MY LEGS" Or anything close to that, ANOTHER booming voice broke out, "5 Minutes until the Nagnang Elixir War!".  Then I realized how stupid I had been, how I could have missed that one detail about where it was located..  As I quickly ran to Nagnang, I saw people teleporting to south gate, and I followed.  When I arrived I was trampled by yet another croud of people, as I lay on the ground once again, I saw the kind peasent I had met earlier, I took out my Blood and stabbed him on his head.  When he came back to his senses I asked him "Is this where the Elixir war is?" and he replied, "THIS REPAIR ON MY HEAD COST ME 500 COINS WOW,PAY ME NOW".  Then the humble peasent crawled far away, never to be seen in this paragraph again.

      When I was able to stand up I followed the last remaining people, I wound up at an arena of some sort.  I dashed into it, and saw another open door, "This must be it!" I said to myself, as I walked in, I saw a ragged man telling me to pay him 500c and drop all dyes I had.
 Confused, I agreed and all of a sudden I was thrown into a room with completely silent people, when I tried to speak the words were taken out of my mouth.  Another booming voice rang out "ELIXIR DOORS CLOSED!", soon enough two gates swung open, before I ran in I noticed the armor being worn by the people that were walking through was getting magically changed! 

    Amazed, I also ran through.  I turned red, many people laughed at me and said, "Red always loses!", I continued in and stepped into the last door.  I was thrown into a field of some sort, surrounded by water.  In the corner I noticed a small group of very sexy people, as I neared them, I thought, "No way.. could this be the legendary.. Mugatu family?" I began to approach them and I stopped again to think to myself, "Wasn't I supposed to be mining gold?  Oh well, it didn't matter, now could be my chance to shine.  I ran up to one of the Mugatu looking members and said, "How may I join your family?"  He looked at me, then looked at the other family members and nodded.  He told me "What is your story?"  I began to tell him, "Well, a man called Berig told me a tale of the Mugatus, how a man was seperated from his 3 brothers in a violent explosion and how they were raised by inbred wolves." I continued, "The story brought a tear to me eye, as I was raised by inbred Tigers, and seperated from my brother in a violent implosion.  I was just on my way to mine some gold that I heard one of your family members had found when I got  here through a series of annoying events."  The Mugatu smiled, and told me to send him his story in a mail form.
   I nodded my head, as I turned around my Blood stabbed someone in the face, I looked around to find a powerful looking figure, yelling at me "NO HITTING, KICKED!" and I found myself in the inn where I began to write this story. Soon after that the Mugatus let me in.