Being raised by a pack of inbred wolves, I was never able to express my true beauty that I had inside myself. I had three friends, well technically two because one of them is connected at the arse. George, Gary and Greg, we were the bestest friends.
             
             We were always by eachother, eating wild deer and frolicking through the forest.. Times were good, until that dreadful day, we were drinking some orange mocha frapachinos (special shaman mix) and squirting eachother with some strong smelling liquid for fun and as I walk into the local shop.. Greg lights up his pipe and theres this huge explosion! The ugoogaly was a tough time for me.. I sucked it up and announced my retirement and that was going to be leaving town very soon.

            Wow good times we had, anyways moving on through my life I seeked the kind of guidance that I could express my wild side and beautifulness at the same time. I never knew if there was a place for me..
      
              I met a guy on the street that kind of looked like a barbarian with no legs except that he was not barbarian but mongolian.

             "Well boy, I heard about this guy named DarkTurtle, he is the leader of the Mugatu tribe. I think he could be just what your looking for. He lives in the kingdom of nagnang by the blacksmith. He gets up at 1 every morning and has a cup of brew. Oh, the coordinates are 0068 0029, but thats all I know about him."

                He told me about the nomadic side to the Mugatus and how each and every one of the people in the family is beautiful. Wow! He must have been bulimic because he pretty much read my mind! Off I go to begin my journey to find the Mugatus. Even though I have no idea where they could be but I will continue my for DarkTurtle's guidance. I searched and searched for days it seemed, until I found DarkTurtle and a group of men mining in a cave far to the west.

              "There is a test every Mugatu has to pass to be in our family and that is you have to find something special in this here mine." -DT

               -An hour later-

              "I've been down here forever, I think i'm getting the black lung. Ahee, Ahee." -Me

              I knew that the only way I could fit in and find guidance from DarkTurtle was to suck it up and try my best to find something good, and before I knew it I did.

             "What is it you got there?" -DT

             "I'm not sure but its covered with black stuff." -Me

             "Well wipe it off then its probably dirt around it.." -DT

             To DarkTurtle's and My astonishment, it was a large piece of gold! DarkTurtle was so excited that I found the gold, for he never had to work in that god awful mine again.

             "Well, I guess you deserve it and I'm a man of my word, welcome to the family."
 
              
P.S. Wait til you see my magnum looks

-Tigerlillie